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Started off as a pretty lazy day. Got up late, sat around, took about three hours to get dressed. It was rough. But then Nikki wouldnt leave me alone until I went to Hard Rock Cafe with her, so we headed into town at around 6:30.

So we get there and as soon as I sit down I see the HOTTEST WAITER EVER. He looked to be about in his early twenties and he was tall, had dark hair and black skinny jeans on. Basically my ideal man. But he wasnt waiting on our section was sucked. We had a dude named Tony who was really nice but he wasn't my hottie. So wayyyy after we were done with our meal we were still at our table because I was determined to talk to him if he came our way. He was waiting on two parties of like 10, and both of them had a lot of teenage girls - and when I say teenage I mean 14, not legal teen - sitting there looking all googly-eyed because he was so cute.

I hated them.

So finally we got up to leave and as we were leaving he was coming back from the kitchen ((I planned this, by the way)) and as he was passing me, I tap him on the shoulder and say, "Excuse me, can I have an order of you . . . to go??" and he stopped and started cracking up. He was like, "OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO SMOOTH" and then I asked if I could take a picture with him and he was like "definitely!" ((cause I earned it)) so I did. And I was really happy about it. Nikki's gonna post it later.

Nikki said that when she went in the gift shop she got a lot of angry looks from the table of dumb underaged girls. They were just pissed because I was a million times cooler.

So while I was waiting for Nikki who was taking forever in the Hard Rock gift shop, I was standing on the corner of the street talking to Amira and a guy came up to me and was like "Man, you look nice tonight. Whats your name?"
"Diamond."
"Ohhh, Diamond. I like that. My name is Big C. Where are you from?"
"Virginia."
"Ooooh, Virginia. Send this to somebody back home." And he handed me a post card with the Sears tower on it.

I tried to look like I really wasn't interested in talking anymore because I ((probably like most people)) dont really like to be hit on by men who look like theyre 15+ years older than me. So he walked away and I thought I was safe. Nikki met up with me and we walked around a few blocks to see what was in the are. We walk to the end of one block and guess whos there . . . Big C! So he introduced himself to Nikki . . . oh, I'm sorry, "Lucy" ((apparently all she could think of was "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" so thats what she went with.

So apparently Big C is some kind of bouncer at a club that was down the block and he had been working out for a couple hours because sometimes he has to beat guys up. I actually wouldnt be surpsied, he kind of looks the part. He tried to get my number a couple times but I assured him that my father, who is a cop, is very strict about who i talk to and scans my phone records daily and so that probably wouldn't be such a good idea. He said that my dad couldn't watch me forever and that he could wait, but I told him that he'd be waiting a long, long time, so that wouldn't be necessary. He commented on the huge ass ring that Lucy wears on her ring finger on her left hand. She said that her boyfriend Andre Legacy gave it to her, and he said that he'd heard of him from the internet or something. Big C is also a man of the people. He does charity work around the city for kids who are homeless. He gave us some stats about them too, said that he helped raise $100,000 last year for children to get them off of the streets on really cold nights. Big C is also a Muslim. He gave us his holy name and I have no idea how to spell it or even repeat it again. I'm pretty sure he was trying to assure us that he wasn't a creep, so he was talking about the Qur'an and things that it basically sounded like "treat others the way you'd like to be treated". I dunno. It was a long conversation. But either way he's weird.

We came home to a bunch of college guys sitting outside in the yard of the house next door. One of them was Mason, the cute neighbor. There's a little more but I'm tired.

Interesting night.

A Gam